In this job, I end up watching porn all day both for article ideas and  searching for new content. I must say, it's becoming quite easy to turn off its appeal. Has this happened to you? Can you just tune out a pair of silicone fun bags rhythmically bouncing right in front of your face?

I digress, this post isn't about how we become desensitized to commercial porn; rather, why is celebrity porn so appealing?

Riddle me this, if both Kirsten Dunst and Eva Angelina release/leak a 3 minute sex scene, which would you be first to download? Why is a moderately attractive celebrity way hotter than a smoking porn star?

I'll tell you why. It's for the same reason your cute friend finally sleeping with you is infinitely better than hiring a hooker. A porn star comes on screen and after 3 minutes of painfully monotone dialect, she's totally naked and is doing anything from a blow job to a rim job. A celebrity, on the other hand, is a person you follow and whose emotions you share in. You were there when Kirsten smiled in the rain after kissing an upside down Spider-Man. You were there when Kirsten smacked tennis balls around wearing a short skirt in Wimbledon. You were there when Kirsten flaunted her spirit fingers in Bring It On. It’s almost like you guys are best friends through the screen. Now, you can get a peek at that girl, whose blouse you’d give your left nut to look down, fully naked and doing the nasty. It’s not something you’ve been waiting for during 5 minutes of Googling. It’s something you’ve been waiting for after years of watching her movies, even the crappy ones, in hopes of catching some “artistic” boob.

Steak will always be better than hot dogs, Ferraris will always be better than Suzukis and celebrity porn will always be hotter than porn star porn.

If you could see a sex tape of any celebrity, which would it be?

Cool Hand Luke

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