That's right, not only does Triple X Streams offer you free streaming porn but it also continues to supply you with offers for free sex accessories. This time it's those wacky rubbers buddies we all love: condoms! Please, ladies and gentlemen, hold your applause for the end. I don't think I need to lecture you on the necessity of condoms during sex. Even if you're gay and your Charlie goes spelunking, you need to saran wrap your brisket so it won't spoil. Beyond Seven are the ones offering the free sample. I'm not sure how many you get, but I know that this offer is only available to US citizens. (Sorry Canadians, you got the lube last time.)

5 Useful condom tips

• When putting on a condom, it's necessary to squeeze the reservoir tip so you don't have any leaks or bursts


• When opening a condom package, your should push the condom to the side so you don't accidentally tear it.


• Change the condom after 30 minutes of use. Friction can cause small tears that lead to big accidents


• Try to use only water-based lubricants as oil based ones can degrade latex condoms


• Condoms can also make fantastic coin purses

5 Funny condom sayings we all love to collect and recite in front of out friends

• Don't be silly, cover your willy


• People in cars cause accidents. Accidents in cars cause people


• To reuse a condom, turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it


• Both bungee jumpers and gay men are in shit if their rubber breaks


• Don't forget to use condoms at every conceivable occasion!

Cool Hand Luke

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