“Safe sex is great sex. Better wear a latex cuz you don’t want that late text. That ‘I think I’m late’ text”

So I just read an article about a German company developing a spray on condom. You insert your manhood into a tube and it gets sprayed from all directions, coating it a protective rubber. I'll start by saying I'm all in favor of newer, more efficient technology. If scientists can make something easier to use and more reliable, then I'd have no problem giving them funding. This initiative, however, won't really get my support. People already manage to fuck up when using regular condoms. Do you expect them to handle it better when they have to graffiti their dick?

I think the money spent on spray on condoms should go to teaching a society who can easily roll up the rim on their coffee cup if it means winning a RAV-4 but really phone it in when it comes to rolling down a condom to prevent transmitting an STI (sexually transmitted infant). And these are the people who are expected to properly cover their pecker with a spray?

I don’t doubt that it’s innovative, but if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. Condoms are effective as it is. Why do we need to complicate the scene with cheap gimmicks. If the girl wants some texture, slap on one of those studded rubbers and prod that bitch like a cob of corn going into chocolate pudding.

What about you guys? Would you give spray on condoms a try? I’m hesitant to entrust such a big thing to a spray. Vapor happens to be the physical form I trust least. I’ll trust solid, liquid and even plasma before I trust particles in the air to fight off my little soldiers.

Cool Hand Luke

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